So I’m trying to lose weight.
I jog. I work-out. I drink tea.
But there’s one essential must-do that is a forever no-can-do for me: diet. :(
And so I cross my fingers and pray that all these non-diet methods would eventually work-out, because really, I’m tired of being cute and huggable and every other euphemism that exists for that cruel word they spell “F-A-T.”
So help me God.

